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What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

Because their lipstick

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.