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What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

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What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam