What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

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Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club