What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.