What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.