What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What do you call man without toes?

What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk Lack-toes intolerant!!

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What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au