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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby