Tony.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Tony
Doug
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
A big stinker!
Because when he grows up he will be Batman.
A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)
Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.
Toby
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
