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What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

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How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".