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Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.