Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!