Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER