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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

Who's there! Conga! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this!

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.