What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

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Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

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What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

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What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.