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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What do you call someone who would do *anything* for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What do you call someone who would do *anything* for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)