What does Santa say when he meets your ...

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What does the hillbilly say when his sister is surprised?

Well it's the right hole naw!

Why did your sister keep running around her bed?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?