What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

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What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

The vegetable garden.

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Why don't robots have brothers?

Because they all have trans-sisters

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother.

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!