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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

Ho Ho Ho Jokes More Ho Ho Ho Jokes

Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!