What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

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What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

What would you do without me?

Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

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What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

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What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned