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What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

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What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What would you do without me?

Apparently, "Your sister" was the wrong answer.

What does the hillbilly say when his sister is surprised?

Well it's the right hole naw!

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What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What's on your mind?

It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

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Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned

Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends?

Because of the.