What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.