What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.