What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

What is a dog's favourite food?

Anything that is on your plate!

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What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.