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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.