What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.