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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.