How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.