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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!