How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

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How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.