How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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Why is womens soccer so rare?

Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.