How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.