Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.