Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."