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Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What are a boyfriend's two most dreaded words?

Missed.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.