Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.