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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Freshen Jokes More Freshen Jokes

How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener