How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a six sided shape that's missing?

A hex-a-gone

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know accountants have no imagination?

They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

Freshen Jokes More Freshen Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!