When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
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Urine trouble.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
No one knows, it's never been done.
They both don't drive tractors.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
A face palm.
A tree feller.
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
It twerked.
A dead centipede.
Lays, because they are full of air.
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
With experi-mints!
