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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!