Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

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How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.