Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit