Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

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What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.