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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Koala Jokes More Koala Jokes

Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this