Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What did a blind French guy said he wanted for Christmas?

All I want for Christmas is yeux

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Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!