Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

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Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

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Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...