Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

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Which one falls off first?

The one with the smallest

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Why can't motorcycles go faster?

They're two tired.