Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Why can't motorcycles go faster?

They're two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!