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Motorcycle Jokes

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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I Love Pizza & You

Why couldn't the motorcycle make it home?

Because it was two tired.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own?

It's two tired.

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

Why was the motorcycle going so slow?

Because it was two tired!

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Love Card

Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

Because it was too tired.

Why are cars faster than motorcycles?

Because motorcycles are two tired.

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

Why can't motorcycles go faster?

They're two tired.

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle?

An Africa Twin.

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

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Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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What's your view on lesbians?

1080p

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

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Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What's black and looks good on a lawyer?

An unconvicted felon.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.