What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

It's a rhetorical question I know this now

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why can't motorcycles go faster?

They're two tired.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards