What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What if I buried it in the yard?

Me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

Why can't the motorcycle get up on its own?

It's two tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.