What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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Why was the motorcycle going so slow?

Because it was two tired!

What do you call two black dudes on a motorcycle?

An Africa Twin.

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a