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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee