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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

What kind of erection does a burn victim get?

Firewood.

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What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!

How do you get a tree pregnant?

With a woodpecker