Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What do you call an agreement between forests?

A treety

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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Why did the owl owl?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!