Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What do you call an agreement between forests?

A treety

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

UuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger!