April Sale - 20% Off

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Previous Random Joke Next
Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

Pinnochio Jokes More Pinnochio Jokes

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!