Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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How do crazy people make it through a forest?

They take the psycho-path.

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Why did the owl owl?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!