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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

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How do crazy people make it through a forest?

They take the psycho-path.

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

How do you get a tree pregnant?

With a woodpecker