Wooden you like to know
Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...
To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.
His lips are moving
Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
Because they know how to shut the House down.
It's elected President.
Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
Hold on, let me get my bear rings.
Let me be your *soil*mate
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)
Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)
An erection
With a woodpecker
Boy trees have woodpeckers.
