Pinnochio Jokes

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

What do you call a man who used to like tractors?

An extractor fan!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

The psycho path.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

What is a baby's dream job?

Working at a winery.

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

Why did the owl owl?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!