Pinnochio Jokes

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How do really crazy people get through the forest?

Via the psycho path.

How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Woodpecker Jokes More Woodpecker Jokes

Why did the owl owl?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!