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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Why do engineers work out a lot?

They're obsessed with rigid bodies!

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!