What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

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Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know