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What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

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Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's