Allergy Jokes

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

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What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

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Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an 115 year old man and a 46 year old woman?

Sixty-nine

What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Ariana Grande Jokes More Ariana Grande Jokes

Who is the biggest singer right now?

Ariana Grande

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

Akbar Jokes More Akbar Jokes

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.