Allergy Jokes

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

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What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

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What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

Ariana Grande Jokes More Ariana Grande Jokes

Who is the biggest singer right now?

Ariana Grande

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

Akbar Jokes More Akbar Jokes

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

Who's been screwing my wife?

A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"

Kleenex Jokes More Kleenex Jokes

Why was kleenex dancing?

It had a little boogie in it.

How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's