Allergy Jokes

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

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Pier to Pier Networking

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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He held up a pair of pants!

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A yoke.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.