Allergy Jokes

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

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Allahsaurus!

What do Muslim children color with?

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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

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How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.

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A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

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Deus Ex Macarena

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How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

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Anti-hissss-tamines!

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What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.