Allergy Jokes

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Combat Jokes More Combat Jokes

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

Satanist Jokes More Satanist Jokes

How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.

What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

Christians Jokes More Christians Jokes

What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

Ariana Grande Jokes More Ariana Grande Jokes

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

Who is the biggest singer right now?

Ariana Grande