Allergy Jokes

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

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What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

What does a pirate take for his allergies?

Aye-drops

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Combat Jokes More Combat Jokes

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

Bumble Bee Jokes More Bumble Bee Jokes

Why did the bumble bee have sticky fur?

Because he used a honey comb.

What is the clumsiest bee?

A bumbling bee.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call the German version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

Ariana Grande Jokes More Ariana Grande Jokes

Who is the biggest singer right now?

Ariana Grande

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Kleenex Jokes More Kleenex Jokes

How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience?

A Kleenex. That will be all.

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue