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What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs!