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What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What's every vehicle's favorite style of dance?

Brakedance.

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.