What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet