What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot!

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs!