What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

What is a group of hooligans acting like they are Vietnamese called?

Gang, 'Nam Style.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

The meat-ball.

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.