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What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot!