Because he overcame the dark side
Force of habit.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Acting
Anti amine's
They act too paowerful
If you break a leg, you get cast
Ovary-acting
Got so excited she wet her plants.
He couldn't handle his lacquer
Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.
BBQ sauce
A paradux
One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
Pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
Because it was cheesier said than done.
Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
Acting surprised.
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Deus Ex Macarena
A one night stand with Jesus
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
It was juts a stage he was going through.
It had a screw loose.
Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.
An act of violins.
He's trying to age disgracefully!
Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
He was on crystal math.
He uses a cacti-lator!
May I take your order?
Why so Ceres
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
Why don't you try icing it
A change of pace.
I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
Limbitless
It cost an arm and a leg
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
Neither did he.
Tooth-hurty
ELLLLLLL!!!
