Because he overcame the dark side
Force of habit.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
If you break a leg, you get cast
Got so excited she wet her plants.
He couldn't handle his lacquer
Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.
BBQ sauce
A paradux
One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
Because it was cheesier said than done.
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Deus Ex Macarena
A one night stand with Jesus
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
It was juts a stage he was going through.
It had a screw loose.
An act of violins.
He's trying to age disgracefully!
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
A group of dentists who work together.
A solar panel.
One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.
Aye-drops
They're married.
Hey.. you're looking fly
Twenty-Juan
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
Bark Roofalo
He heard he might be playing a big roll
Udder destruction
It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
