Because he overcame the dark side
Force of habit.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Anti amine's
If you break a leg, you get cast
Ovary-acting
Got so excited she wet her plants.
He couldn't handle his lacquer
Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.
BBQ sauce
A paradux
One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
Because it was cheesier said than done.
Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
Acting surprised.
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Deus Ex Macarena
A one night stand with Jesus
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
It was juts a stage he was going through.
It had a screw loose.
Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.
An act of violins.
He's trying to age disgracefully!
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.
Muhammad Achoo
Speechless
A Rottweiler on a children's playground.
A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)
Have you ever tried to peel an elephant
Try picking them up!
He was doing crystal math.
A force of habit
You better not make a habit out of this.
