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Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

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What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

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Voice Jokes More Voice Jokes

What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews?

Crews Control.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

Force Awakens Jokes More Force Awakens Jokes

Why couldn't Luke get any sleep?

Because the Force Awakens

What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why didn't Mark Hamill go crazy while voice acting as the Joker?

Because he overcame the dark side

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

Joker Jokes More Joker Jokes

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it