What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.