What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid.

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*