What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What do you call an Asian who acts like he is black?

A ripe bananna

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*