It doesn't have windows.
Phelps.
Capitalism
Defiled.
Small medium at large
Kilt
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Cause he knead that dough.
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
A polterheist.
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
No whey...
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.
He needed the dough.
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Pilaf.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
Billy the Squid.
Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"
He had loco motives!
They dont.
Gator-raid.
There was a run on sentences.
He had a loco motive.
He only Phelps himself.
Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
Because the best you can get is bronze.
A hopscotch
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
We're both black guys.
He heard there was chicken on the other side!
CAPITALISM
Because he hates capitalism.
Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!
Ten Roofies.
Cos I'm quitting today.
Alphabet Soup.
They don't have salons in the jungle!
