It doesn't have windows.
Phelps.
Capitalism
Defiled.
Small medium at large
Kilt
Because a cop robbed him.
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
A polterheist.
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
No whey...
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.
He needed the dough.
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Pilaf.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
Billy the Squid.
Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"
He had loco motives!
They dont.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
There was a run on sentences.
He had a loco motive.
A small medium at large.
Public access.
Tan lines.
The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
Because he can't see through the wall.
Because 7 ate 9.
Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.
IHOP
She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!
He's looking over his shoulder