It doesn't have windows.
Phelps.
Capitalism
Defiled.
Small medium at large
Kilt
Because a cop robbed him.
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
A polterheist.
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
No whey...
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.
He needed the dough.
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Pilaf.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
Billy the Squid.
Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"
He had loco motives!
They dont.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
There was a run on sentences.
He had a loco motive.
With an en croissant
I don't dough!
The gun has only one trigger
A shooting star
A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.
A white owl goes: Who Who A black owl goes: Who dat who dat
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Do you mind getting out of my son.
I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
Glue it to the floor.
In a snowbank!
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
