It doesn't have windows.
Defiled.
Small medium at large
Kilt
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Cause he knead that dough.
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
A polterheist.
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
No whey...
He needed the dough.
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
Pilaf.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
Billy the Squid.
Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"
They dont.
Gator-raid.
There was a run on sentences.
He had a loco motive.
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
Because there's no body there!
Because they have to use their Endor voices.
Armin Van Buren.
A Five-seven.
Tan lines.
Because it was more than 90 degrees.
Eclipse it.
Thanks Verstappen.
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
So they have something to do in the afternoon.
