It doesn't have windows.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Your mailbox is missing!
Phelps.
Capitalism
THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!
Defiled.
Small medium at large
Kilt
Because a cop robbed him.
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
A polterheist.
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
No whey...
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.
He needed the dough.
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Pilaf.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
They're still in your driveway
Billy the Squid.
Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
He had loco motives!
They dont.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
There was a run on sentences.
He had a loco motive.
A small medium at large!
They weren't hiring.
9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*
A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..
They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.
Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.
He got hit by a bus.
ISIS
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!
It's beer pressure.
Because he ate too many crabs!
The elevator can raise a child.
A pilot, you racist.
