It doesn't have windows.
Phelps.
Capitalism
Defiled.
Small medium at large
Kilt
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Cause he knead that dough.
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
A polterheist.
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
No whey...
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.
He needed the dough.
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Pilaf.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
Billy the Squid.
Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"
He had loco motives!
They dont.
Gator-raid.
There was a run on sentences.
He had a loco motive.
He was trying to get her pedicure.
They don't have salons in the jungle!
Because 7 ate 9
Because 7.. 8.. 9
FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me
He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.
A small medium at-large?
A small medium at large.
Yo dawg I washed yo dog.
Third grade
Redditors.
Edward Snooden.
A Clock-18
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
