It doesn't have windows.
Phelps.
Capitalism
Defiled.
Small medium at large
Kilt
Because a cop robbed him.
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)
Cause he knead that dough......... Sorry I'm drunk
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.
My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
A polterheist.
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
No whey...
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.
He needed the dough.
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Pilaf.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
Billy the Squid.
Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"
He had loco motives!
They dont.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
There was a run on sentences.
He had a loco motive.
He heard there was chicken on the other side!
He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.
That's my buoy!
She gives birth to a son.
He didn't knead any more dough.
Because he kneaded a poo.
I couldnt find the Spanish section of reddit
Reddit.
Because there's always a cheetah
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Eucaliftus
Because they always go up in the world!
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
