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What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

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How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a Native American?

Neapolitan.

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

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Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.