What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

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What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM