What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?

Hi dad!

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.