Capitalism Jokes

What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What was the Mexican owl's name?

Whoooolio.

Communism Jokes More Communism Jokes

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Who's the healthiest member of the Army?

General Wellbeing

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

Opportunity Jokes More Opportunity Jokes

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to.