Capitalism
Because he hates capitalism.
In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.
CAPITALISM
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
Because money doesn't grow on trees.
Because they hate Capitalism.
So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.
ON AN OPPORTUNITY
Dude, your is hanging out
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
They both have a hated governor.
A Tourist!
You need one but you're not quite sure why.
He just beetled off!
Because they heard it was radical!
Quran-berries
Mabul cake.
An algebra
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Patty O'Furniture.
He wanted to buy stock options.
Because the capital is always Dublin!