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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

Removed

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Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Mexican Student Jokes More Mexican Student Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.