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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

Mexican Student Jokes More Mexican Student Jokes

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof