What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

What was the parrot doing in prison?

It was a jail-bird!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans make refried beans?

Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

Mexican Student Jokes More Mexican Student Jokes

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.