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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does DJ Khaled call his Mexican friends?

Another Juan

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's the shortest book ever written?

French War Heroes.

How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Mexican Student Jokes More Mexican Student Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.