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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

What are you doing with your life?

I'm up.

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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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What is a Mexican's favorite FPS?

Borderlands.

What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

Oral-

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

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What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Mexican Student Jokes More Mexican Student Jokes

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.