What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life?

HINDsight

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

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What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

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What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.