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What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

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What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

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What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

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No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

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What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.