What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof