What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

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What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds?

Ask Ronda Rousey!

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What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

Who wants 2 try?

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.