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What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

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What's wrong with them?

His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Snitch Jokes More Snitch Jokes

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Mexican Student Jokes More Mexican Student Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.