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What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?

Is that your final ant sir!

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Snitch Jokes More Snitch Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof