How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

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Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

Where does bad light end up?

In prism

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

Quidditch Jokes More Quidditch Jokes

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Snitch Jokes More Snitch Jokes

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

What did the Mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.