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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How do you organise games in Pompeii?

Make aedile.

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Quidditch Jokes More Quidditch Jokes

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Snitch Jokes More Snitch Jokes

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch