How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped.

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall.

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

Why do Polish names end in "ski"?

Because they can't spell tobbagan.

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What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch