How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

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What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

FIRETRUCK.

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!