Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

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How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.