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Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

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What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*