Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.