How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

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Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.