How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

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How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris