How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.