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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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Why do The Walking Dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well