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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

What sport can Batman best Superman in?

Polo