Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

What's a feminists favorite music festival?

Burning Man.

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.