Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

What do you call a fusion between Batman and Superman?

The krypton-knight.