Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)