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Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.