Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

What goes cackle cackle squelch squelch?

A witch in soggy trainers.

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.