Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.