Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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What is a witch's least favorite food?

Burnt steak.

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.