Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.