Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

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Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!

Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!