Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

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What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

What makes camping so thrilling?

It's In-tents

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!