Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge