Porridge Jokes

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

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What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.