What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey!

Why are horses never overweight?

They're on a stable diet.

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Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!