What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

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Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!