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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey!

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.