What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What kind of television do horses like?

Saddle-lite TV

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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What Did The Time Traveler Do After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.