What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

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Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet