What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

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Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens