What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.