Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn

Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.