Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

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What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies...

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!