Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Why does Mommy always say no?

Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.