Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!