Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

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What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.

What did baby corn say to mommy corn?

Where's popcorn