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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

Mommy Jokes More Mommy Jokes

What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.