Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes
None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.
Han So-high.
Gummy Bear
The Tooth Fairy.
Because their daddies were mummies.
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...
He received a Sunkist from his Crush
Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
