What does a 16 year old girl say in Wes...

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What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

West Virginia Jokes More West Virginia Jokes

Who's the poorest person in West Virginia?

The Tooth Fairy.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes