What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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Han So-high.

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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Crushing the blacks.

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

A crime fighter.

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.