What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

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Joint Family.

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Pump-Kin

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to.

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes