What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!