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What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )