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What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

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Why are turtles dangerous in China?

Because they can turtle you.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )