What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE