What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.