What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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Why are linux geeks very introvertish?

Because they never get out of their shell

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

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Why are turtles dangerous in China?

Because they can turtle you.

Where can you find a turtle that has no legs?

Exactly where you left it.