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What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.