What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why are turtles dangerous in China?

Because they can turtle you.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!