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What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation?

A radical equation.

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What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.