What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

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How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!

How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.