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What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

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Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!