What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

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What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.