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What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

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Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Where do you find a turtle with no legs?

Right where you left it.

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.