How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say "Be there or be square"?

Because if you're not there, then you're not around.

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan