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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

Who was the best actor in the Bible?

Samson he brought the house down!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is Siri really good at?

Playing pocket pool.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words