What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home