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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.