Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
He put in 24 carrots.
Because they strongly dislike vacuums.
Your wife.
If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Phantom panes.
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!
You can't play football with the remote.
You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.