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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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It freaks out the dogs!

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A statue of a dog!

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The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

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You dye a little on the inside.

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His prime-mate!

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He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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A high rise

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Role tied.

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.