Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Simon 16
Kick boxing
You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.
