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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's gray and all around?

Everything. I'm a dog.

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

Country Song Jokes More Country Song Jokes

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.