Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
About 7 beers.
A shampoodle
The jury store
Dual air bags.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Because they can't afford houses in this economy.
Because she keeps running away from the ball
It makes their makeup run.
You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.