What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!