What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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Why did the gambler think he was in heaven?

He found his pair a' dice!

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!