What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.