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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

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What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!