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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between Reddit and other sites?

On some of them you actually have a voat

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!