One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.
One mucks around in fountains.
There are skidmarks before the dog.
A lost sole
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".
Sparkie.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.
Running into one could really ruin your day.
It'd be a ruined joke.