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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?

Here Kitty kitty kitty'!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What if Stonehenge was made to satirize the achievements of mankind?

It'd be a ruined joke.

What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!