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Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Dead Lawyer Jokes More Dead Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

Dead Dog Jokes More Dead Dog Jokes

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.