Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Why don't my dog and my cat get along?

She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!

S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

Dead Lawyer Jokes More Dead Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Dead Dog Jokes More Dead Dog Jokes

What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.