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What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

Skid Mark Jokes More Skid Mark Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Skid Jokes More Skid Jokes

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.