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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

What have you been feeding him?

Me: Egg shells.

Pepperoni Pizza Jokes More Pepperoni Pizza Jokes

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.